Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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