Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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