Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i wish my penis had a tongue
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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