do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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