Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
