I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
