he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i think my mom watched the whole time
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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