you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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