I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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