so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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