Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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