I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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