u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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