super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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