Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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