i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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