I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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