im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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