Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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