It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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