Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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