It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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