Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
