haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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