he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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