better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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