Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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