Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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