let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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