maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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