she kept yelling 'call me bella'
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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