Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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