my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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