if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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