This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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