i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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