If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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