I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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