Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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