When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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