like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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