either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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