Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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