no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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