New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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