That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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