its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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