I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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