Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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