I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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