I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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