I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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