I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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