I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I need a beard to bite.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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